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My grandma just told me: "Always send your man out of the house with his stomach full and his balls empty, and he'll be faithful forever." OMG! GRANDMA!
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My grandma just told me: "Always send your man out of the house with his stomach full and his balls empty, and he'll be faithful forever." OMG! GRANDMA!

My grandma just told me: "Always send your man out of the house with his stomach full and his balls empty, and he'll be faithful forever." OMG! GRANDMA!

My grandma just told me: "Always send your man out of the house with his stomach full and his balls empty, and he'll be faithful forever." OMG! GRANDMA!

Someone from Washington posted a whisper, which reads "My grandma just told me: "Always send your man out of the house with his stomach full and his balls empty, and he'll be faithful forever.

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Today my son asked me if he could be in My wedding. After 10 years I'm finally marrying his mom. Instead I asked him to be my best man.
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Today my son asked me if he could be in My wedding. After 10 years I'm finally marrying his mom. Instead I asked him to be my best man.

Today my son asked me if he could be in My wedding. After 10 years I'm finally marrying his mom. Instead I asked him to be my best man.
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Husband said he wanted a DNA on our daughter. I said ok I'll pay for it. When it came back she was his I said now you can pay for the divorce. If there's that little trust he can good bye bye
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Husband said he wanted a DNA on our daughter. I said ok I'll pay for it. When it came back she was his I said now you can pay for the divorce. If there's that little trust he can good bye bye

Husband said he wanted a DNA on our daughter. I said ok I'll pay for it. When it came back she was his I said now you can pay for the divorce. If there's that little trust he can good bye bye
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25 Hilarious Snarky Quotes for Instagram and Everywhere Else #funnyquotes #snarkyquotes #sarcasm #wittysayings #wittyquotes
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i'm not deaf, but am really hard of hearing. i wish a guy would learn sign language just for me. :/
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"I've been deaf my whole life. Today, a boy asked me to our school dance in sign language. Apparently he's been learning sign language just to talk to me. I broke down in tears." Aww this is so sweet

this is the sweetest thing in the world ; and this is a reason to smile, because of people like this :)

faith in humanity restored

Aw how sweet. sad that she's deaf :(

i'm not deaf, but am really hard of hearing. i wish a guy would learn sign language just for me. :/

i'm not deaf, but am really hard of hearing. i wish a guy would learn sign language just for me. :/
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Gotta have crazy friends! So much fun!
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This is why Erika and I are such awesome friends.

my kind of friend , oh i really like bad girls that this board is talking about where i got the I from

Queen of inappropriate comments

All my homies can relate to this one!

Gotta have crazy friends! So much fun!

Gotta have crazy friends! So much fun!
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"*History class in 2100* Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2017! Students: But what about 2016- Teacher: We don't talk about 2016..."
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That's because Trump happened.

Someone from Nashik, Maharashtra, IN posted a whisper in the group Really random thoughts, which reads "*History class in Teacher: So, we've finished On to Students: But what about Teacher: We don't talk about

My family always like to talk about how 2016 would be the meme year and the year people would get offended easily

true 2016 was terrible (but not for the phandom lets just say that)

"*History class in 2100* Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2017! Students: But what about 2016- Teacher: We don't talk about 2016..."

"*History class in 2100*  Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2017! Students: But what about 2016- Teacher: We don't talk about 2016..."

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I go to the gym almost every day now. I don't weigh myself because it discourages me, but my stomach is flatter and my butt is bubblier. I'm happier than any number on a scale could make me.

Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "I go to the gym almost every day now. I don't weigh myself because it discourages me, but my stomach is flatter and my butt is bubblier.  I'm happier than any number on a scale could make me.

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Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I sent my boyfriend a voice recording of me moaning. He liked it and it turned him on, but little did he know it was actually the sound of my groan while taking a shit when I was constipated.

You never know what you have...until you clean your room.  Sooooo true! Just found some necklaces I forgot I had. :)

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I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

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