I never know whether to put things like this in "Faith in Humanity is Restored" or not because on the one hand, go Santa! On the other hand, it's insanely depressing and sickening that child molesters exist,>>>MOST BADASS SANTA EVER
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge *rolls but instead you lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable." D-> Your bard friend tries to do the sake and rolls a two. He also caresses his back. He is very uncomfortable.