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This is going to give you emotional whiplash.

"Please, JK Rowling, I beg you, Potter less."

"Harry Potter was a trust fund jock who became a cop and married his high school sweetheart."

Text: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, liked flexing that they very basic, thank u. Tbh they were the last people you'd think would be sus, because they were all fax no printer. Mr. Dursley was adulting at a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a dummy thiccc (w/ three Cs) man with hardly any neck, although he had an absolute unit of a mustache. Mrs. Dursley was a total Karen with zero chill and had hella neck, which came in very useful when she was stalking…

You know you love it. This is just for your entertainment.

You know you love it. This is just for your entertainment.

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!"