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I'm Hungry for a Piece of You! | Pick Up Line Card
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If it makes you smile.
Cassidy. 18. NY. Probably somewhere singing. Good vibes. Whatever is goo for your soul, do that. Hugs & Kisses.
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Amusement park pickup line
Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?
I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi.
Oh your sore from working out? But did you die?
Funny! I have NOT heard this one before "When 3 people have sex, it's called a THREESOME. When 2 people have sex, it's called a TWOSOME. Now I understand why they call you HANDSOME"