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Totally gonna try this

Of course I will…

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Good one hahaha

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Fingers crossed that I can talk to you before you find someone

Fingers crossed that I can talk to you before you find someone

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Hi. My name is Will...God's Will. %23ChristianPickUpLines

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I’m in the mood for pizza…a pizza you.

I'm Hungry for a Piece of You! | Pick Up Line Card

This pick uip line has an 89.9% chance of getting you a piece - of pizza, that is, with extra "cheese".

Keg

FUCK-YEAHPICKUPLINES

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Aweeeee!!! Will you be my penguin? ;) . If my future husband proposes to me like this I would smile for 5 weeks straight :D

If it makes you smile.

Cassidy. 18. NY. Probably somewhere singing. Good vibes. Whatever is goo for your soul, do that. Hugs & Kisses.

I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi.

I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi.

Funny! I have NOT heard this one before "When 3 people have sex, it's called a THREESOME. When 2 people have sex, it's called a TWOSOME. Now I understand why they call you HANDSOME"

Funny! I have NOT heard this one before "When 3 people have sex, it's called a THREESOME. When 2 people have sex, it's called a TWOSOME. Now I understand why they call you HANDSOME"