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Yes! Very good advice! I know a lot of people who let their kids run things! Teaching them they r boss in return a brat who doesnt respect or think of consequences and as an adult they will struggle ! Quotes For Kids, Great Quotes, Quotes To Live By, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Quotes Children, Tough Love Quotes, Children Pictures

I Want My Kids to Fail

I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over an…

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Lesson one: Only trust people who like big butts... They cannot lie.

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We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.

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No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

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 I recently watched this show and now that I understand the humor it's quite funny. Funny Shit, Haha Funny, Funny Stuff, Funny Things, Random Stuff, Etsy Vintage, Great Quotes, Funny Quotes, Work Quotes

I only want to get old if my life is going to be like the Golden Girls.

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I get called a Bitch quite often. What I don't get called is a pushover, stupid, sweetheart, or a doormat. Works for me.

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Channing Tatum when he was an actual stripper. Not exactly like magic mike. But still, Channing tatum. Look Here, Look At You, Just For You, I Smile, Make Me Smile, Alabama, Def Not, Raining Men, Looks Cool

Here's a Picture of Channing Tatum As an Actual Stripper

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You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once.

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Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer.. I saw the video.. We need to talk.

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Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time. Oh, wait, I'm a teacher.

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Happy Girls Are The Prettiest

Emily. 21 years old. Army Wife <3 Obsessed with smiles, laughter, zumba, kissing, pink, sunshine, dance, little brother, friends, animals, fun, music, Hello Kitty, American Horror Story, flowers, tea, tattoos, cute things, sprinkles, sushi, water, and living life.

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